Bridget Jones's  Books Illustrations by Gavin Reece

Macmillan Publishers 2009



 

 

Bridget Jones

Mark Darcy

Daniel Cleaver

 

Shazzer

Tom

Jude

 

Madga

Jeremy

 

Bridget's dad

Bridget's mum

Julio

 

Una Alconbury

Geoffrey Alconbury

 

Gary

Rebecca

Wellington


Bridget Jones's Diary

Mark Darcy was looking

at me with a look of

horror on his face.

 

'Why aren't you

married yet,

Bridget?'

 

Magda, Tom, Sharon

and Jude were at the

door.

 

'Bridget! There's water

pouring through

my ceiling!'

 

The blue line meant

I was pregnant!

 

Everybody was

staring at me.

 

 

But it was too late.

I was halfway down

the pole.

 

I recorded it and

I've watched it five

times.

 

Dad and I went to the

airport to meet Mum

this evening.

 

'You sleep,' said Julio,

 pointing ad Dad, 

'with him.'

 


Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason

'But err... could you put

the shelf supports in

line with each other?'

 

A few minutes later,

she walked into the

bar...

 

'There's something

strange around your

waist.'

 

'Bridget,' he yelled.

'You've forgotten to

put your skis on!'

 

Then I saw a figure

getting out of the

back.

 

There's a great big

hole in the side of

my flat.

 

Then she looked

upwards, raised her

arms and jumped.

 

Then the officials

emptied my bag, took a

knife and cut the lining.

 

'Bridget, this isn't

a pen.

It's a bullet.'

 

Then I told him how

I felt about him,

how I really, really felt.